New trend ?

Take A walk around every street corner and you'll find people wearing mask.. they're everywhere!!! it's like masked mens from outer space have invaded earth...

Flu masks serves little purpose on protecting you against swine flu.. the virus is so darn small they can easily go through the pores of the mask.. But they will protect you from the freakish haze cause by those MXXXX FXXXXX PXXX CXXXX !! who can't help buring down the forest every single year..

SO.. Put On ya mask , if ya don't wanna die of lung cancer!

For those who think they're too cool to wear a mask.. try considering these:

13th of June Tragedy

Kuantan City HHH's annual camping trip went disastrous after a series of unfortunate events..

According to witnesses testimonial...

It was a bright and sunny day, family members of the club were excited to go to the new camping spot.... Hulu Dungu, Terengganu... They all left Kuantan around 1pm to head to the camp site.. where things starts to get bad .. real bad..

Mr. A (refused to be named because I dint even bother to tell him I was writing about him in my blog ^^) . While Mr.A was driving on the highway, a car suddenly stooped in front of his car..!! No.. Mr.A dint had a fatal collision, the only thing broken was the head lights of his car.. and the best part was, he dint even noticed that his head light was broken....

Later that day .. unknown to the broken head lights a girl walked passed the it and made contact the the broken glass.. Again, the girl dint knew she cut herself untill she been told a long line of blood flowing down from her arm...(witness no.1 told me it was a pretty deep cut)

late in the afternoon , Mr.H (unnamed because hmm..i dont know.. it's silly) , drank alot of beer and decided to foot-race his friend.. way to go uncle !! during the race.. Mr.H pengsan'ed , scratched himself , and looked stupid infront of his friend...

Later that evening... the day turns dark.. and rain starts falling... and there was the sound of thunder everywhere... Ms.B , believed to be standing beside a tall object.. Believed to be indirectly "stuck by lightning" !! thousands of volts had fried her tootsie(toes) and Ms.B fainted and fell to the ground broking her head skin.. blood everywhere..

Members of the club rushed her to the nearest hospital.. Ms.B had a few stitches on her head and plaster around her broken tootsies...Ms.B is currently recovering from her broken tootsies...

**The story above was based on witness testimonial, I was not there..Where was I? I was off to the gym and enjoying myself in the night market when all of this happened.. glad I stayed back , if not.. I'll have a 1/1000000 chance of having fried tootsies**end of story

A Pleasant Surprise

A birthday celebration planned and organized by two masterminds: Hamyu and ShikMei

Just when I least expected , ShikMei and Hamyu came with a cake and presents..

And Birthday song  sang for Khang Sheng and me ^^

Checkout my presents~

A feng shui compass from Rhen Xiang (bro i miss you ~)

A G2000 shirt (incredible,they got the size correct ^^)

A TAO doll~describing me as materialistic,aggressive and angry( haha, true except for the angry part, I'm not angry, I'm happy^^)

The most special gift of all , it's gotta be this one

A hand made birthday card by ShikMei , and birthday wishes from my friends inside it

Special Thanks to:

ShikMei and Hamyu for making this all possible

Thank you:

Hamyu, ShikMei,Rhen Xiang, Bobo, Joyce , JB, Kok Leong, Wei Tien,Han Nan,Shwu Teng, Jeremy,Soon Keat,Jun Jin,Joo Shen, Sathya and GCS for the lovely presents

Love you guys , Stay lucky and happy always~

Kemaman Zoo

Sunday~ another family day

Dad decided to take us to the new zoo in kemaman..sweet

We went for lunch at 12, and left kuantan at 2.30

An hour later and here we are:

Indeed , the zoo is very "mini"

And inside , we have smelly old birds!

A smelly Big bird

Two smelly big birds

and 2 pretty smelly old birds

And there was these big ass fishes,

It looks like it can swallow a human hand anytime

But they still look it fish n' chips to me ^^

Mr.Bear : " help me !! I'm hungry!! I'm smelly!! I'M TRAPPED!!"

My family~

Me, wearing my mum's shades ^^

A bit disappointed, there was no tiger in the zoo ==

After that, we when for dinner, at a restaurant famous for their stuffed crab

**Stuffed Crab : Crab shell , stuffed with crab meat...as if you don't know...

It's already half gone when I was snappining pictures

 

But still manage to get one for myself ^^

Great day, lots of fun. Love it ~ ^^

J's 21 things to do before I turn 21 !

Life is short , and I'm not getting any younger !

These are the stuff I would like to do and done before I start aging..

1. Swim in the open ocean
2. Drive 120km/h on the highway  (DONE)
3. Learn to do the "moon walk"
   
4. Narrowly escape a  fatal car accident  (DONE)
5. Get chased by a random stranger
6. Catch a thief and break his arms ^^
7. Pull a slot machine  (DONE)
8. Enter a casino illegally  (DONE)
9. Shave my head 
10. Get a electrical shock  (DONE)
11. Get a Tattoo
12. Break a finger  (DONE) -it's not healing !!
13. Drink till I drop
14. Measure how much sweat my hand produce in a day
15. Toilet paper a friends' car
16. Witness something supernatural 
17. Sleep non-stop for 3 days
18. Rob a robber
19. Appear on newspaper  (DONE)
20. Appear on TV
21. Live long enough to see my 22th birthday

So little time , so much to do..

Fish? Fishes?

My dad came home from a 1 day fishing trip with his friends yesterday..

checkout all these fishies he brought home ^^

the big ass fish u see here are parrot fish. according to his friend, my dad fish up the big one ^^

The rest are all these small fishes

My lil bro playing with a slimy , smelly fish 

It must have been fun to fish with his buddies in the open sea. I would like to go someday :)

And now , we got 2 freezer full of dead fish.. Nice~
We might be able to make 1000 fish balls ,hah!

Family Activity: Pizza Day

It's Sunday!! Me and my family usually do stuff together on this day. Well, today we decided that we are going to make pizza !!

We'll need some pizza base and CHEESE! of course ^^ . and anything we like to put on our pizza

We're adding these into out pizza ,sotong, chicken, pepper etc.

My dad cook them before we add them on our pizza

Next , lay on some tomato sauce, cheese and add sotong, onion, chicken, mushroom and pepper on the pizza.

My sis , me and my lil bro helped me mum on this ^^

Then put it into the oven and bake for 20mins

20 mins later and it's done !

It tasted awesome !! Because we made them our self  ^^

This is how I like to spend my sunday afternoon, with my family :D

MUET exam, the most challenging English test so far

The first day of the test (last week I guess).......

The first paper was reading(which is objective, who those who don't know)

Easy you say ? WRONG!

the text were interesting , well I can't say the same for the answers..

We were given 3-4 answer with at least 2 answer which are correct/similar

I was like ... ouch , my brain gonna hurt after this

Just for fun , I messed up and combine the texts and we have:

A Chinese advertise their pygmy elephants on WWF while  RM200000 sink into Malaysian Aquascape, and NASA have encounter a problem..again.. at the same time we learned that fine particles give immune system a "hair trigger" and some smart ass says that physical books will be rare in the future..boo hoo~

Next up was listening test , while you have to be a bloody Englishmen to get what they're trying to say..

The last one is speaking test , I've got the topic about Patriotism in the country , internationally???

All i did was crap all the way~ 

I guess this is the right time to say " Houston, we have a problem"

**for those who took the MUET paper , you may notice that every word highlighted can be found on your test paper ^^ ** -end of message-

ECM 3rd floor

ECM 3rd floor , I know..i know  it opened quite a long time already

But still , no improvement at all..

It still look like under construction..

The game shop(dnt know how you call it, but I like to call it my way ^^) .. man, if it like there's not enough competition.. there's already 2 (pirated)game shop on the 2nd floor .. they really know what to invest in ..==

And like any other game shop, the employee really does enjoy playing games rather than selling them

"Capcom Station" which theoretically attract teens..well, this one have been turned into a kiddies zone @@

The Food court ... Still empty ...and it's dinner time.. doesn't anybody eats anymore ?

Last but not least , "IT CENTRE"

half open , yet half close

employees are alive , yet half dead

the shop is half filled , yet half empty

maybe the boss cut everything into half to save cost

oh well , i looks Incredibly Totaled  Centre to me

The Confessions Of J. Hong

I did it... I cover her face with chloroform , she was unconscious .. her heat still beating..  I pick her up , throw her on the table .. strap her down and began arranging out my tools of torture

I open her up with a pair of scissor , then with a knife i remove the skin.. the smell unbearable

her heat stop beating , she stopped breathing.. I killed her , i have sinned.....

I can't let anyone know , i must not let anyone see the body ..

So I chopped her up , piece by piece i put her in plastic bags.. and disposed them part by part..

Till now , i still miss her .. every time i close my eyes i see her .. 

That's why i have to tell , i killed her she's .......she's........ 

########JUST A DARN RAT#########

                         HAHAHA!!

family members:

deceased love ones:

Pamela RATterson.. you will be remembered...... yea rite~

Sushi Madness

For a few days , sushi king have a special promotion for all card holders(not specifically card owner) 

That means , anyone who own/have this card

 can bring along 5 friends and have sushi for only RM2 per plate. (terms and condition applied)

Well , Han Nan and Shwu Teng somehow got the card from Chin Boo.. and invited Me , Hamyu , and KS to go along with them

We actually included KT in this , but according to Han Nan.. when han nan ask him to go , KT just ignore him.. well , it's your lost buddy ! heheh 

I arrived at Sushi king around 6.50pm .. as expected , there's a hell lot of sushi lovers waiting outside.. 

I waited for about 25mins , then come Han Nan , and I grab him and throw him into the line and go wander around ^^. minutes after Hamyu and KS came , and we trash talk hamyu into the line (muahaha)

An hour later, we finally made it inside.

Guy no1: OMG , I'm getting sushi-fingers syndrome

Guy no2 : Who come up with this stupid idea in the first place! 

We sat in a very "ONG" spot, where fresh sushi are being distributed every 10min.

But the sad part is , there's not much sushi to chose from ..bummer

In the END..

This is what Shwu Teng and Han Nan ate

And this is what me , hamyu and KS ate.

You can still see the after burn of wasabi overdose in KS Smokey eyes

Total it up, and we have:

37 plates of sushi ... which cost Rm 177.50 without the promotion @.@  

 RM 85.10 with the special price

Guess who ate the most sushi that day?

No, not me .. but Han Nan with a record of 11plate , which crush my 9plates like a dead fly

My Best Friend KT

Specimen no.001  KT

Name : Yan Keen Thung

Age : 19

Likes : Anime, badminton and Ms."youknowwho" 

Dislike : Me writing about him on my blog (but I'm still doing it anyways)

Habitat : U6S2

Prefer habitat : U6A3 ( approx <3cm> apart from ms.youknowwho)

Signature quote :

1. "看下先(see first la)"
2. SEI YE ### !! ( followed by throwing a light object [e.g.a pen] on the table several times 
3. Nia... "###" you want like that meh... 
4. NANI!! (followed by an anime style claw gesture)
   

Signature gesture:

Using his fingers to make 3 anime style sweat lines  beside his head

***this post is dedicated to one of my best friend Mr.KT , for all the joy and laugh he brings to us. KT if you are reading this " you rock" ^^ ***

Annoyance

How to annoy your friends/everyone else

when they are doing homework/minding their own business , sneak up behind them and scream their name.. enjoy their emotion and reaction afterwards

when they are talking to you/telling you something , wait for them to finish and then answer "哦"/"oh" with an unemotional face then turn away.. do your evil grind when they curse you

when they(guy) are talking to some girls, grab their hands and stick close to them to make them feel gay.. wait and see their faces blush

repeat everything your friend said 

mimic every movement done by your friend

Write a blog about anything they say or do everyday [which I would do someday around this week]

(A post dedicated to KT are coming soon ...)

Beers And People

Beers , middle age mens loves them , and they drink it like tap water

I've seen enough drunk people and it's fun to see them doing crazy things

Things people do when they're drunk

• Sing vulgar/dirty songs ( don't laugh , this happens alot) 
• Open your zip and flash your red undies in front of  middle age women 
• Saying thing like "ufh fhhfh .. uffg hgg.. hhff.."
• hugging a light post
• Not remembering where you parked your car , and end up calling the police to report a missing car , just to have it found on the next morning.
• Dancing with a HOT women in front of your wife
• Talking bad about your boss
• Telling your boss that someone have been talking bad about them
• Screaming foul language while standing on top of a table
• Having your friends to carry to your car , while you forgot where you have left your car key , and having your friend carry you back to the pub just to realised it's in your back pocket ==

Source:

[ Kuantan City HHH "We Never Run Dry" ]

The information above are true activities carried out by drunken members of Kuantan city HHH club.. viewers are advised not to copy these acts as it can lead to public humiliation ,  unemployment, divorce , charge with sexual assault , obstructing police personnel .. and even ending up in jail

WARNING: Consuming excessive amount of alcohol may lead to headache in the morning

Common Excuse "decoded"

to get started , I introduce some excuses you probably heard of , or used one yourself

When you ask something from someone;they say..

1. I see what i can do usually means :  "Fat chance!! don't kacau me"
2. Umm... busy lah ..  usually means : " I got all the time in the world , but I ain't helping ya' buddy =p"
3. wah ! siao meh ? means :" don't even bother asking him twice ,  he'll probably just run like the wind when he finishes his sentence.'
4. ehh...(pause) (pause) (pause)  ok lo.. usually means : "damn, i cant believe I don't have a good excuse for this == "

When you ask your friends to hang out together;

1. See first la(commonly use by KT ^^)  means: "I haven't found a good excuse , ask me tomorrow and I'll reject your request."
2. Got who going oh...?  means : " IF no leng lui , you can count me out man.."
3. No money lah ... means :"I'm not spending a sen with you "ma lat lou" , I spend it on girlfriend/girls better.. "
4. Umm ..K lo means : "You have to fetch me there and fetch me back as well" ouch

Sounds familiar ? No joke , cause you use them everyday ^^

The Different Styles Of Bowling

Bowling Is fun .. Bowling is more fun when you bow with style !

Check out this super cool and unique styles !

introducing  Wei Jie , this style are called "the Sprinter " style . because this style remind me of an Olympic sprinter ^^

Up next , the "Superman" by Chikok leong ! this pose mimic the flying superman. Kids , please don't try this at home ~

Taada~ this one is speacial , notice there's only one leg touching the ground , and his whole bodyare facing sideways . The "Hook"  can only be done by our very own JB.. other people who tried this style had broken his ass and died a horrible death , hahaha(evil)

Next up , Han Nan . dude , check this one out see how he position his legs gracefully like a figure skater, cool stuuf eh ? Way to bend it like Beckham bro!

And last but not least - Myself , I had no picture taken but it kinda look like this

"THE THINKER"

Day Trip - Bahau

Sunday morning , last day of school holiday.. Yet , i had to spend half of the day in Bahau

Me and my family left Kuantan around 7.30am.

we had breakfast at a roadside stall , then off we go to Bahau!

I saw this truck full of cows on the highway~ "MOOOO-ve it"

Main purpose to Bahau ? Visit Cemetery , My great grandmother's grave...

"Ching Ming" coming soon mah.. have to burn stuff for them lo..heh

check out my bro , so loaded 

After we're done , we went to my father's childhood "kampong" - Batu Sawar as they called it

This village are built by the government for their workers working at the rubber industry

see that white building at the back, that's the only building that have a TV ..30 years ago

This used to be my father's playground

My grandfather used to work in the rubber estate, they were one of the few chinese family in that village. Now .. there are no more chinese family in this village, some are dead and most of them moved to other places.. But still , my dad was able to met up with some indian friends of his that are still living here 

The only shrine in the village

Friend ? Food !!

One last this about the village .. it smells like shit , dog and lamb poop everywhere, hahaha

Before heading home , we went to get some Bahau Famous "Spare Parts"

What I mean is , Pig's "Spare Parts"

Pig's Livers, intestine , tounge , ears , head skins , lips..?...

Thing that make u die early! hell yeah

Pig's organs for dinner , does'nt taste like chicken at all !!