New trend ?

Take A walk around every street corner and you'll find people wearing mask.. they're everywhere!!! it's like masked mens from outer space have invaded earth...

Flu masks serves little purpose on protecting you against swine flu.. the virus is so darn small they can easily go through the pores of the mask.. But they will protect you from the freakish haze cause by those MXXXX FXXXXX PXXX CXXXX !! who can't help buring down the forest every single year..

SO.. Put On ya mask , if ya don't wanna die of lung cancer!

For those who think they're too cool to wear a mask.. try considering these:

Wear this on a busy street , and you sure will get some attention

Find it hard to put on a smile ? no worries just put on a mask

Ever wished to grow a moustache ?

OR something that a bit ol' devilish

These masks are too cool for you guys? ^^ I figure so, might as well put on some regular ones

13th of June Tragedy

Kuantan City HHH's annual camping trip went disastrous after a series of unfortunate events..

According to witnesses testimonial...

It was a bright and sunny day, family members of the club were excited to go to the new camping spot.... Hulu Dungu, Terengganu... They all left Kuantan around 1pm to head to the camp site.. where things starts to get bad .. real bad..

Mr. A (refused to be named because I dint even bother to tell him I was writing about him in my blog ^^) . While Mr.A was driving on the highway, a car suddenly stooped in front of his car..!! No.. Mr.A dint had a fatal collision, the only thing broken was the head lights of his car.. and the best part was, he dint even noticed that his head light was broken....

Later that day .. unknown to the broken head lights a girl walked passed the it and made contact the the broken glass.. Again, the girl dint knew she cut herself untill she been told a long line of blood flowing down from her arm...(witness no.1 told me it was a pretty deep cut)

late in the afternoon , Mr.H (unnamed because hmm..i dont know.. it's silly) , drank alot of beer and decided to foot-race his friend.. way to go uncle !! during the race.. Mr.H pengsan'ed , scratched himself , and looked stupid infront of his friend...

Later that evening... the day turns dark.. and rain starts falling... and there was the sound of thunder everywhere... Ms.B , believed to be standing beside a tall object.. Believed to be indirectly "stuck by lightning" !! thousands of volts had fried her tootsie(toes) and Ms.B fainted and fell to the ground broking her head skin.. blood everywhere..

Members of the club rushed her to the nearest hospital.. Ms.B had a few stitches on her head and plaster around her broken tootsies...Ms.B is currently recovering from her broken tootsies...

**The story above was based on witness testimonial, I was not there..Where was I? I was off to the gym and enjoying myself in the night market when all of this happened.. glad I stayed back , if not.. I'll have a 1/1000000 chance of having fried tootsies**end of story

A Pleasant Surprise

A birthday celebration planned and organized by two masterminds: Hamyu and ShikMei

Just when I least expected , ShikMei and Hamyu came with a cake and presents..

And Birthday song  sang for Khang Sheng and me ^^

Checkout my presents~

A feng shui compass from Rhen Xiang (bro i miss you ~)

A G2000 shirt (incredible,they got the size correct ^^)

A TAO doll~describing me as materialistic,aggressive and angry( haha, true except for the angry part, I'm not angry, I'm happy^^)

The most special gift of all , it's gotta be this one

A hand made birthday card by ShikMei , and birthday wishes from my friends inside it

Special Thanks to:

ShikMei and Hamyu for making this all possible

Thank you:

Hamyu, ShikMei,Rhen Xiang, Bobo, Joyce , JB, Kok Leong, Wei Tien,Han Nan,Shwu Teng, Jeremy,Soon Keat,Jun Jin,Joo Shen, Sathya and GCS for the lovely presents

Love you guys , Stay lucky and happy always~

Kemaman Zoo

Sunday~ another family day

Dad decided to take us to the new zoo in kemaman..sweet

We went for lunch at 12, and left kuantan at 2.30

An hour later and here we are:

Indeed , the zoo is very "mini"

And inside , we have smelly old birds!

A smelly Big bird

Two smelly big birds

and 2 pretty smelly old birds

And there was these big ass fishes,

It looks like it can swallow a human hand anytime

But they still look it fish n' chips to me ^^

Mr.Bear : " help me !! I'm hungry!! I'm smelly!! I'M TRAPPED!!"

My family~

Me, wearing my mum's shades ^^

A bit disappointed, there was no tiger in the zoo ==

After that, we when for dinner, at a restaurant famous for their stuffed crab

**Stuffed Crab : Crab shell , stuffed with crab meat...as if you don't know...

It's already half gone when I was snappining pictures

 

But still manage to get one for myself ^^

Great day, lots of fun. Love it ~ ^^

How To Talk TRASH !

WARNING : If you feel this post is offensive " It's not my problem , it's just you" (trash talking)

Before you start judging and criticising , I just made this post for pure fun and entertainment.

Enjoy~

You don't necessary have to good at something, you just have to pretend you are! (although sometimes you might have to back it up)

Let's get started with some examples

1. "it's not that I'm saying I'm good , It's just that I'm damn hard to beat"
2. "Dude , you're GAYER than AIDS!"
3. "You're not entirely worthless, you just serves as an bad example" 
4. "Well , do you know how to do this? No? U GAY !"
5. "It's not that you're bad , it's just that I'm God"

Well, I think that's enough example ^^ 

Tip:

• Be extremely loud. This trigger the pain receptor in the brain , you can make them feel the pain just by yelling at them!!
• Talking about the things your victim can't do is great strategy
• Use Bombastic words , it makes you look smart ( and it's confusing )
• If you're talking with a sensitive person , be extra mean
• Avoid trash talking your teacher , you'll definitely get into trouble
• Only trash talk someone you really hate. Remember trash talk in their face , not behind their backs

Happy trash talking~

J's 21 things to do before I turn 21 !

Life is short , and I'm not getting any younger !

These are the stuff I would like to do and done before I start aging..

1. Swim in the open ocean
2. Drive 120km/h on the highway  (DONE)
3. Learn to do the "moon walk"
   
4. Narrowly escape a  fatal car accident  (DONE)
5. Get chased by a random stranger
6. Catch a thief and break his arms ^^
7. Pull a slot machine  (DONE)
8. Enter a casino illegally  (DONE)
9. Shave my head 
10. Get a electrical shock  (DONE)
11. Get a Tattoo
12. Break a finger  (DONE) -it's not healing !!
13. Drink till I drop
14. Measure how much sweat my hand produce in a day
15. Toilet paper a friends' car
16. Witness something supernatural 
17. Sleep non-stop for 3 days
18. Rob a robber
19. Appear on newspaper  (DONE)
20. Appear on TV
21. Live long enough to see my 22th birthday

So little time , so much to do..

Fish? Fishes?

My dad came home from a 1 day fishing trip with his friends yesterday..

checkout all these fishies he brought home ^^

the big ass fish u see here are parrot fish. according to his friend, my dad fish up the big one ^^

The rest are all these small fishes

My lil bro playing with a slimy , smelly fish 

It must have been fun to fish with his buddies in the open sea. I would like to go someday :)

And now , we got 2 freezer full of dead fish.. Nice~
We might be able to make 1000 fish balls ,hah!