Thursday, April 2, 2009

Beers And People

Beers , middle age mens loves them , and they drink it like tap water
I've seen enough drunk people and it's fun to see them doing crazy things

Things people do when they're drunk
  • Sing vulgar/dirty songs ( don't laugh , this happens alot
  • Open your zip and flash your red undies in front of  middle age women 
  • Saying thing like "ufh fhhfh .. uffg hgg.. hhff.."
  • hugging a light post
  • Not remembering where you parked your car , and end up calling the police to report a missing car , just to have it found on the next morning.
  • Dancing with a HOT women in front of your wife
  • Talking bad about your boss
  • Telling your boss that someone have been talking bad about them
  • Screaming foul language while standing on top of a table
  • Having your friends to carry to your car , while you forgot where you have left your car key , and having your friend carry you back to the pub just to realised it's in your back pocket ==
Source:
[ Kuantan City HHH "We Never Run Dry" ]
The information above are true activities carried out by drunken members of Kuantan city HHH club.. viewers are advised not to copy these acts as it can lead to public humiliation ,  unemployment, divorce , charge with sexual assault , obstructing police personnel .. and even ending up in jail

WARNING: Consuming excessive amount of alcohol may lead to headache in the morning

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