The Confessions Of J. Hong

I did it... I cover her face with chloroform , she was unconscious .. her heat still beating..  I pick her up , throw her on the table .. strap her down and began arranging out my tools of torture

I open her up with a pair of scissor , then with a knife i remove the skin.. the smell unbearable

her heat stop beating , she stopped breathing.. I killed her , i have sinned.....

I can't let anyone know , i must not let anyone see the body ..

So I chopped her up , piece by piece i put her in plastic bags.. and disposed them part by part..

Till now , i still miss her .. every time i close my eyes i see her .. 

That's why i have to tell , i killed her she's .......she's........ 

########JUST A DARN RAT#########

                         HAHAHA!!

family members:

deceased love ones:

Pamela RATterson.. you will be remembered...... yea rite~

Sushi Madness

For a few days , sushi king have a special promotion for all card holders(not specifically card owner) 

That means , anyone who own/have this card

 can bring along 5 friends and have sushi for only RM2 per plate. (terms and condition applied)

Well , Han Nan and Shwu Teng somehow got the card from Chin Boo.. and invited Me , Hamyu , and KS to go along with them

We actually included KT in this , but according to Han Nan.. when han nan ask him to go , KT just ignore him.. well , it's your lost buddy ! heheh 

I arrived at Sushi king around 6.50pm .. as expected , there's a hell lot of sushi lovers waiting outside.. 

I waited for about 25mins , then come Han Nan , and I grab him and throw him into the line and go wander around ^^. minutes after Hamyu and KS came , and we trash talk hamyu into the line (muahaha)

An hour later, we finally made it inside.

Guy no1: OMG , I'm getting sushi-fingers syndrome

Guy no2 : Who come up with this stupid idea in the first place! 

We sat in a very "ONG" spot, where fresh sushi are being distributed every 10min.

But the sad part is , there's not much sushi to chose from ..bummer

In the END..

This is what Shwu Teng and Han Nan ate

And this is what me , hamyu and KS ate.

You can still see the after burn of wasabi overdose in KS Smokey eyes

Total it up, and we have:

37 plates of sushi ... which cost Rm 177.50 without the promotion @.@  

 RM 85.10 with the special price

Guess who ate the most sushi that day?

No, not me .. but Han Nan with a record of 11plate , which crush my 9plates like a dead fly

My Best Friend KT

Specimen no.001  KT

Name : Yan Keen Thung

Age : 19

Likes : Anime, badminton and Ms."youknowwho" 

Dislike : Me writing about him on my blog (but I'm still doing it anyways)

Habitat : U6S2

Prefer habitat : U6A3 ( approx <3cm> apart from ms.youknowwho)

Signature quote :

1. "看下先(see first la)"
2. SEI YE ### !! ( followed by throwing a light object [e.g.a pen] on the table several times 
3. Nia... "###" you want like that meh... 
4. NANI!! (followed by an anime style claw gesture)
   

Signature gesture:

Using his fingers to make 3 anime style sweat lines  beside his head

***this post is dedicated to one of my best friend Mr.KT , for all the joy and laugh he brings to us. KT if you are reading this " you rock" ^^ ***

Annoyance

How to annoy your friends/everyone else

when they are doing homework/minding their own business , sneak up behind them and scream their name.. enjoy their emotion and reaction afterwards

when they are talking to you/telling you something , wait for them to finish and then answer "哦"/"oh" with an unemotional face then turn away.. do your evil grind when they curse you

when they(guy) are talking to some girls, grab their hands and stick close to them to make them feel gay.. wait and see their faces blush

repeat everything your friend said 

mimic every movement done by your friend

Write a blog about anything they say or do everyday [which I would do someday around this week]

(A post dedicated to KT are coming soon ...)

Beers And People

Beers , middle age mens loves them , and they drink it like tap water

I've seen enough drunk people and it's fun to see them doing crazy things

Things people do when they're drunk

• Sing vulgar/dirty songs ( don't laugh , this happens alot) 
• Open your zip and flash your red undies in front of  middle age women 
• Saying thing like "ufh fhhfh .. uffg hgg.. hhff.."
• hugging a light post
• Not remembering where you parked your car , and end up calling the police to report a missing car , just to have it found on the next morning.
• Dancing with a HOT women in front of your wife
• Talking bad about your boss
• Telling your boss that someone have been talking bad about them
• Screaming foul language while standing on top of a table
• Having your friends to carry to your car , while you forgot where you have left your car key , and having your friend carry you back to the pub just to realised it's in your back pocket ==

Source:

[ Kuantan City HHH "We Never Run Dry" ]

The information above are true activities carried out by drunken members of Kuantan city HHH club.. viewers are advised not to copy these acts as it can lead to public humiliation ,  unemployment, divorce , charge with sexual assault , obstructing police personnel .. and even ending up in jail

WARNING: Consuming excessive amount of alcohol may lead to headache in the morning